Attack of the Tangerine women!

Has anyone else noticed that not only are there more self-tanning products/moisturisers coming out, but more orange skinned women are appearing on the streets (hmm spot the link). Several times this month I've noticed oranges in the shape of women going about their daily business. I'm not kidding. It seems women develop a particular keeness for the whole 'tanned before summer' look, but it doesn't occur to them you should only put on a certain amount, or 'take it off after a certain length of time (or whatever's done to achieve it) to leave a natural tan, before you drastically pass the 'nicely browned' stage....unless the products are meant to turn you that colour...in which case...yeesh.There's something unnerving about seeing a young woman with bright orange skin (not even tanned...ORANGE!) with pink lips and some bizarre shade of eye shadow to top it all off, looking as though she's worth a million dollars (or at least the £20 spent on the bottle).I would be lying if I said I hadn't been tempted to try a moisturiser with a hint of tan when I watched the first adverts which came out, just to give me a little more colour, as I'm fed up of seeing dull skin on my face day in day out (the only time I look healthy these days is if I do literally nothing the entire day, eat and sleep well then I start looking normal once again...but how often does that happen. I have a fair amount to do everyday)However, since seeing this new league of extradordinarily coloured women, it's really put me off.

I'll stick my natural face colour for a while, wait for the sun to come out then go Larping.